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Grocery Store Wars is a Star Wars parody film created by the Organic Trade Association. The film is meant to promote the purchase of organic foods over unhealthy, chemically processed food. As such, all the characters in the film are portrayed by vegetables and other foodstuffs.

Plot

The beginning of the film's opening sequence is changed to "Not so long ago in a supermarket not far away". An Imperial Shopping Cart Destroyer chases a Rebel Blockade Carton. Then the role starts with Obi-Wan Cannoli telling Cuke Skywalker about the powers of the "Farm," explaining it is a sort of field where they get their power. Most of the story involves Obi Wan Cannoli warning of the wrongs of the Empire which is led by Darth Tater. Darth Tater was once known as Organican Skywalker, but he had since become more chemical than vegetable. Several scenes review the adventure to come: The Death Melon, the Eggs-Wings, Thai Fighters, Princess Lettuce, C3Peanuts, Tofu D2, Chewbroccoli, Ham Solo, and searching your peelings, were not part of the narrative but were forecasted. At the end of the film, the all-wise Yogurt says that there is another hope: you, if you choose organically grown food. This story is extremely funny!

Characters

Luke Skywalker: Cuke Skywalker (Cucumber)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Obi-Wan Cannoli (Piece of Cannoli)
Princess Leia: Princess Lettuce (Head of lettuce)
Han Solo: Ham Solo (Slab of ham)
Chewbacca: Chewbroccoli (Piece of broccoli)
C-3PO: C-3 Peanuts (Jar of peanuts)
R2-D2: Tofu D2 (Slab of tofu)
Darth Vader: Darth Tater (Potato)
Anakin Skywalker: Organican Skywalker (Mentioned)
Stormtroopers: (Eggtroopers (Eggs)
Yoda: Yogurt (cup of Yogurt)
Qui-Gon Jinn- Quiche-Gon Jinn (Slice of quiche)
Emperor Palpatine- Emperor Pulpatine (Carton of orange juice)
Jar Jar Binks- Jar Jar Mayo (Jar of mayonnaise)

Vehicles

Imperial I-class Star Destroyer: (Imperial store destroyer)
Tantive IV: (Small fruit basket)
TIE fighters: Thai fighters (bottles of Thai peanut sauce)
Death Star: (Death Melon)
Millennium Falcon : (Millennium Scallion)

Other parodies

The Force: The Farm
Search your feelings: Search your Peelings
Stretch out with your feelings: Stretch out with your Peelings
Mos Eisley Cantina: Salad bar
Rebel Alliance: Organic Rebellion
More machine than man: More chemical than vegetable

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 '''''Grocery Store Wars''''' is a ''[[Star Wars]]'' parody film created by the Organic Trade Association. The film is meant to promote the purchase of organic foods over unhealthy, chemically processed food. As such, all the characters in the film are portrayed by vegetables and other foodstuffs.
 ==Plot==
-The beginning of the film's opening sequence is changed to "Not so long ago in a supermarket not far away". Then the role starts with Obi-Wan Cannoli telling Cuke Skywalker about the powers of the "Farm," explaining it is a sort of field. Most of the story involves Obi Wan Cannoli warning of the wrongs of the Empire which is led by Darth Tater. Darth Tater was once known as Organican Skywalker, but he had since become more chemical than vegetable. Several scenes preview the adventure to come: The Death Melon, the Eggs-Wings, Thai Fighters, Princess Lettuce, C3Peanuts, Tofu D2, Chewbroccoli, Ham Solo, and searching your peelings, were not part of the narrative but were forecasted. At the end of the film, the all-wise Yogurt says that there is another hope: you, if you choose organically grown food.
+The beginning of the film's opening sequence is changed to "Not so long ago in a supermarket not far away". An Imperial Shopping Cart Destroyer chases a Rebel Blockade Carton. Then the role starts with Obi-Wan Cannoli telling Cuke Skywalker about the powers of the "Farm," explaining it is a sort of field where they get their power. Most of the story involves Obi Wan Cannoli warning of the wrongs of the Empire which is led by Darth Tater. Darth Tater was once known as Organican Skywalker, but he had since become more chemical than vegetable. Several scenes review the adventure to come: The Death Melon, the Eggs-Wings, Thai Fighters, Princess Lettuce, C3Peanuts, Tofu D2, Chewbroccoli, Ham Solo, and searching your peelings, were not part of the narrative but were forecasted. At the end of the film, the all-wise Yogurt says that there is another hope: you, if you choose organically grown food. This story is extremely funny!
 ==Characters==
 *[[Luke Skywalker]]: Cuke Skywalker (Cucumber)
 *[[Obi-Wan Kenobi]]: Obi-Wan Cannoli (Piece of Cannoli)
 *[[Leia Organa Solo|Princess Leia]]: Princess Lettuce (Head of lettuce)
 *[[Han Solo]]: Ham Solo (Slab of ham)
 *[[Chewbacca]]: Chewbroccoli (Piece of broccoli)
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 *[[Anakin Skywalker|Darth Vader]]: Darth Tater ([[Potato]])
 *[[Anakin Skywalker]]: Organican Skywalker (Mentioned)
-*[[Stormtrooper|Stormtroopers]]: Eggs
+*[[Stormtrooper]]s: (Eggtroopers (Eggs)
 *[[Yoda]]: Yogurt (cup of Yogurt)
+*[[Qui-Gon Jinn]]- Quiche-Gon Jinn (Slice of quiche)
+*[[Emperor Palpatine]]- Emperor Pulpatine (Carton of orange juice)
+*[[Jar Jar Binks]]- Jar Jar Mayo (Jar of mayonnaise)
 ==Vehicles==
 *[[Imperial I-class Star Destroyer]]: (Imperial store destroyer)
 *[[Tantive IV]]: (Small fruit basket)
-*[[TIE/ln starfighter|TIE fighters]]: (Thai fighters)
+*[[TIE/ln starfighter|TIE fighters]]: Thai fighters (bottles of Thai peanut sauce)
 *[[Death Star]]: (Death Melon)
 *[[Millennium Falcon]] : (Millennium Scallion)
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 * [[w:c:Puppet:Grocery_Store_Wars|Puppet Wikia's entry on ''Grocery Store Wars'']]
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 [[Category:Fan films]]
 [[Category:Parodies]]