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My headcanon[edit | edit source]

Timeline (so far):

Star Warriors:

  • Luke Skywalker
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Han Solo
  • Chewbacca
  • Princess Leia Organa
  • C-3PO
  • R2-D2
  • Lando Calrissian


  • Opun Mcgrrrr is one of Jabba's most loyal henchmen. He's also known as "Heater" and "The Fat Man". Jabba ordered him to hire bounty hunters (including Boba Fett) to pursue Han after he killed Greedo in A New Hope. He was there at Jabba's Palace when Luke, Leia, Chewie, and Lando infiltrate and try to rescue Han. He decided to remain in the palace. After hearing of his employer's death, he went on his own as the leader of his own little criminal empire, with his employees who were also loyal to Jabba.
  • Padmé survived childbirth. But Yoda and Ob-Wan sensed she has an incurable illness she caught from Mustafar that's slowly killing her. They chose not to tell her so she would not worry and to focus on her children. She became a handmaiden to the Organas to help raise Leia. She succumbed to the illness when Leia was 4.
  • Obi-Wan's dialogue: "A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. In a final dual, your father and Darth Vader fell into a pit of lava. Only Vader came out. Now the Jedi are all but extinct."
    • "Your father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When he fell into the molten pit, the good man who was father was destroyed."
  • I thought of a character. He's a human Jedi named Noltaw Sacul, the ancestor of Egroeg and Jorg, is possibly one of the Lost Twenty (he's the bronzium bust of George Lucas). He's considered the greatest Jedi of all time, besides the Skywalker/Solo family. So great, in fact, that it is said that upon his death he became the Force and/or the Force is him.
  • Kalhar is the town bully of Mos Eisely and the bouncer at the Cantina bar.
  • Vader has two Stormtroopers who follow him. One is a very fat guy and the other is a beautiful and curvaceous blonde woman.
  • Palpatine and Darth Sidious (Sheev) are two separate people. Palpatine is a name of state, his true name is Cos Dashit. He's a weak-willed dullard with delusions of grandeur who had been elevated to Chancellor by Sidious. After Sidious's death following the end of the Clone Wars, he possess/manipulate Palpatine into becoming Emperor and eliminate the Jedi.
  • Humans originated from Earth. In the 25th century, a group of humans escape a computer-controlled society. They accidentally travel backwards through time and through intergalactic space to arrive in the "galaxy far, far away".
  • During the Clone Wars, a power-hungry warlord takes advantage of the conflict by creating his own army of clones to attack both the Republic and the Separatists. Something Darth Sidious hadn't foreseen, and orders Count Dooku and General Grevious to deal with the problem. Palpatine asks the Jedi to help stop the warlord.
  • Gray Jedi participate in the Clone Wars, doing more to help the Republic than the Jedi Order could do without having a strict code. This makes them uneasy allies with the Jedi Knights. Ahsoka Tano herself becomes a Gray Jedi after leaving the Order. Ultimately, this wasn't enough to prevent Order 66 and the rise of the Galactic Empire.
  • Dark Jedi helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights.

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